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My little mormon cousin just followed me on twitter. That was like, my secret place to whine about all my little mormon cousins and all my older mormon cousins and my mormon aunts and uncles. ITS WHERE I vent about my shits and when I’m drunk or stoned. Its where I ask Anthony Bourdain if he’ll hop into my panties. FUUUUUUUUUCK, STEVEN. YOU RUINED IT. I HATE YOU.

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  2. artaga said: Hmmm I’m pretty sure there’s such a thing as blocking people on twitter, and not allowing them see yo shit. Or making your feed private and only accepting followers that you want. JUS SAYIN’
  3. rainbowgrillz said: FUCKING STEVEN YOU ASSHOLE. So I’m not the only one who asks Bourdain to shimmy into my briefs.
  4. sun-smudged-peach-moon posted this